4690
bodw_content
bodw_content
|/routinetype-utility|
7
<var C = caller.C>
<var _result = "bikinis">
<if randRange(1,2) EQ 2>
<var _result = "do_not_want">
</if>
<!--- TEST --->
<!---<var _result = "bikinis">--->
<if isDefined("POST.click_count") AND isNumeric(POST.click_count) AND listFind("3,7,11,25,50,100,250,500,1000,1500,2000,3000,5000,10000",POST.click_count-1) GT 0 AND NOT ( isDefined("POST.bypass_interrupt") AND POST.bypass_interrupt EQ 1 )>
<!--- Interrupt the click with score overview --->
<tag.bodw_content_interrupt>
<BREAK>
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.adjective" value="">
<if POST.adjective EQ "again" OR POST.adjective EQ "still">
<var _adjective = POST.adjective>
<else>
<var _adjective = "">
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.last" value="bikinis">
<if POST.last NEQ "do_not_want">
<var POST.last = "bikinis">
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.last_idstr" value="">
<var POST.last_idstr = gutitleFormat(POST.last_idstr)>
<ensure variable="POST.click_count" value="1">
<ensure variable="POST.b_count" value="0">
<ensure variable="POST.dnw_count" value="0">
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.click_count)>
<var _click_count = 1>
<else>
<var _click_count = round(abs(POST.click_count))>
</if>
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.b_count)>
<var _b_count = 0>
<else>
<var _b_count = round(abs(POST.b_count))>
</if>
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.dnw_count)>
<var _dnw_count = 0>
<else>
<var _dnw_count = round(abs(POST.dnw_count))>
</if>
<if _b_count + _dnw_count GT _click_count>
<var _b_count = 0>
<var _dnw_count = 0>
</if>
<!--- prevent getting too many of the same your first time --->
<if _click_count EQ 2>
<var _result = POST.last>
<elseif _click_count EQ 3 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _result = "do_not_want">
<else>
<var _result = "bikinis">
</if>
</if>
<loop condition="_b_count + _dnw_count NEQ _click_count">
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _b_count = _b_count + 1>
<else>
<var _dnw_count = _dnw_count + 1>
</if>
</loop>
<ensure variable="POST.streak" value="0">
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.streak)>
<var _streak = 0>
<else>
<var _streak = round(abs(POST.streak))>
</if>
<if _streak GT _click_count>
<var _streak = 0>
</if>
<if _result NEQ POST.last>
<var _streak = 1>
<else>
<var _streak = _streak + 1>
</if>
<var _did_modify = 0>
<var _str = "It's">
<if _click_count GT 1 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<if _adjective EQ "again" OR ( _adjective NEQ "still" AND randRange(1,2) EQ 1 )>
<var _str = _str & " Still">
<var _adjective = "still">
<var _did_modify = 1>
</if>
</if>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _str = _str & " Bikinis">
<else>
<var _str = _str & " Do Not Want">
</if>
<if _did_modify EQ 0 AND _click_count GT 1 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<var _str = _str & " Again">
<var _adjective = "again">
<var _did_modify = 1>
</if>
<if _click_count EQ 1 OR POST.last NEQ _result>
<var _str = _str & "!">
<else>
<var _str = _str & ".">
</if>
<!--- determine specific image --->
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _pattern = "bodw_bikini_">
<else>
<var _pattern = "bodw_dnw_">
</if>
<var _max = 1000>
<var _shown = 0>
<var _tbl = "">
<var _idstr = "">
<try>
<set j="/image@fentriss~#_pattern#" maxrows="1000">
<loop condition="_shown EQ 0">
<setcrawl>
<if randRange(1,set.recordcount) EQ 1 AND set.gutitle NEQ POST.last_idstr>
<var _tbl = set.tbl>
<var _idstr = set.gutitle>
<var _shown = 1><break>
</if>
</setcrawl>
<setempty>
<var _shown = 1>
<break>
</setempty>
</loop>
</set>
<catch>
<goto url="http://#this_domain#/">
<BREAK>
</catch>
</try>
<div align="center" id="photo_frame" style="padding:20px; border:0px solid blue; border-radius:20px; margin-top:7px;
background: ##fff;
color:#C.pri#;
<!---
background: -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, left bottom, from(##236), to(##6b6c80));
background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -moz-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -ms-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -o-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
--->
">
<!--- click counter --->
<div style="float:right; width:240px;" align="left">
<div style="height:294px; position:relative;">
<div style="padding-left:7px; border-left:1px solid #C.g3#; margin-left:30px;">
<small><div style="position:relative;">
<div>Bikinis:</div>
<div align="right" style="position:absolute; right:0px; top:0px; z-index:2;">
#numberFormat(_b_count)#
</div>
</div>
<div> </div></small>
<small><div style="position:relative;">
<div>Do Not Want:</div>
<div align="right" style="position:absolute; right:0px; top:0px; z-index:2;">
#numberFormat(_dnw_count)#
</div>
</div>
<div> </div></small>
<div align="right" style="padding-top:3px; border-top:1px solid #C.g3#;">
<big><b>Total Score:
#numberFormat(_click_count)#</b></big>
</div>
</div>
<if _streak GT 2>
<div> </div>
<div> </div>
<div align="left">
<!--- streak --->
<if _streak LT 5>
<var _streak_style = "border:2px dashed ##c33; color:##c33;">
<else>
<var _streak_style = "border:2px solid ##c33; color:##c33; background:##ffa;">
</if>
<small><small><div style="padding:10px; border-radius:10px; width:120px; #_streak_style#">
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
Bikini Streak:
<else>
Do Not Want Streak:
</if>
<div align="right" style="padding-top:3px;">
<big><big><big><b>#numberFormat(_streak)#</b></big></big></big>
</div>
</div></small></small>
</div>
</if>
<div style="position:absolute; left:0px; bottom:0px;" align="left">
<form method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data" action="http://#this_domain#/">
<big><big><div>
<input type="submit" class="button" value="Play Again" style="cursor:pointer;">
</div></big></big>
<input type="hidden" name="lets_find_out" value="1" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="click_count" value="#_click_count+1#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="b_count" value="#_b_count#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="dnw_count" value="#_dnw_count#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="last" value="#_result#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="last_idstr" value="#_idstr#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="adjective" value="#_adjective#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="streak" value="#_streak#" style="display:none;">
</form>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="margin-right:241px;">
<div align="left" style="height:26px; width:362px;">
<small><div>
<b>#_str#</b>
</div></small>
</div>
<div style="width:362px; height:272px; overflow:hidden;">
<!--- output image --->
<img src="http://#this_domain#/file:/#_tbl#-#_idstr#?&x=1&picwidth=360" border="0" width="360" height="270" style="border:1px solid #C.g3#;">
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div> </div>
<div style="height:24px; color:#C.back#; margin-left:24px;">
<div style="float:left; width:100px;">
<fb:like href="http://#this_domain#/" send="false" layout="button_count" width="120" show_faces="false" font="tahoma"></fb:like>
</div>
<div style="float:left; width:90px; margin-left:0em;">
<g:plusone href="http://#this_domain#/"></g:plusone>
</div>
<div style="float:left; width:90px;">
<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-text="Bikinis or Do Not Want:" data-count="horizontal" data-via="stevefentriss" data-url="http://#this_domain#/">Tweet</a>
</div>
</div>
<div> </div>
<div align="left" style="background:none; color:#C.g6#; border:1px solid white; padding:20px; border-radius:20px; margin-top:20px;">
<div>
<div style="line-height:1.32em;">
<p style="margin-top:0px;">
Welcome to Bikinis or Do Not Want, where it's always either Bikinis or Do Not Want.
You can play as much as you want for free!
</p>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<p>
Looks like you got <b>Bikinis</b> this time. Bikinis are often associated
with travel, leisure, the beach, and most importantly hot girls.
</p>
<else>
<p>
Looks like you got <b>Do Not Want</b> this time. Do Not Want is a famous internet
joke that started with Darth Vader and eventually migrated to cats, dogs and other
cute animals.
</p>
</if>
<p style="margin-bottom:0px;">
Click the "Play Again" button to unveil your next exciting result. It may be
Bikinis, but then again it may be Do Not Want - you never really know until
you try.
</p>
<p align="right" style="margin-bottom:0px;">
Check out our <a href="http://#this_domain#/links" style="color:white; text-decoration:underline;">web links</a>!
</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<var _result = "bikinis">
<if randRange(1,2) EQ 2>
<var _result = "do_not_want">
</if>
<!--- TEST --->
<!---<var _result = "bikinis">--->
<if isDefined("POST.click_count") AND isNumeric(POST.click_count) AND listFind("3,7,11,25,50,100,250,500,1000,1500,2000,3000,5000,10000",POST.click_count-1) GT 0 AND NOT ( isDefined("POST.bypass_interrupt") AND POST.bypass_interrupt EQ 1 )>
<!--- Interrupt the click with score overview --->
<tag.bodw_content_interrupt>
<BREAK>
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.adjective" value="">
<if POST.adjective EQ "again" OR POST.adjective EQ "still">
<var _adjective = POST.adjective>
<else>
<var _adjective = "">
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.last" value="bikinis">
<if POST.last NEQ "do_not_want">
<var POST.last = "bikinis">
</if>
<ensure variable="POST.last_idstr" value="">
<var POST.last_idstr = gutitleFormat(POST.last_idstr)>
<ensure variable="POST.click_count" value="1">
<ensure variable="POST.b_count" value="0">
<ensure variable="POST.dnw_count" value="0">
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.click_count)>
<var _click_count = 1>
<else>
<var _click_count = round(abs(POST.click_count))>
</if>
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.b_count)>
<var _b_count = 0>
<else>
<var _b_count = round(abs(POST.b_count))>
</if>
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.dnw_count)>
<var _dnw_count = 0>
<else>
<var _dnw_count = round(abs(POST.dnw_count))>
</if>
<if _b_count + _dnw_count GT _click_count>
<var _b_count = 0>
<var _dnw_count = 0>
</if>
<!--- prevent getting too many of the same your first time --->
<if _click_count EQ 2>
<var _result = POST.last>
<elseif _click_count EQ 3 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _result = "do_not_want">
<else>
<var _result = "bikinis">
</if>
</if>
<loop condition="_b_count + _dnw_count NEQ _click_count">
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _b_count = _b_count + 1>
<else>
<var _dnw_count = _dnw_count + 1>
</if>
</loop>
<ensure variable="POST.streak" value="0">
<if NOT isNumeric(POST.streak)>
<var _streak = 0>
<else>
<var _streak = round(abs(POST.streak))>
</if>
<if _streak GT _click_count>
<var _streak = 0>
</if>
<if _result NEQ POST.last>
<var _streak = 1>
<else>
<var _streak = _streak + 1>
</if>
<var _did_modify = 0>
<var _str = "It's">
<if _click_count GT 1 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<if _adjective EQ "again" OR ( _adjective NEQ "still" AND randRange(1,2) EQ 1 )>
<var _str = _str & " Still">
<var _adjective = "still">
<var _did_modify = 1>
</if>
</if>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _str = _str & " Bikinis">
<else>
<var _str = _str & " Do Not Want">
</if>
<if _did_modify EQ 0 AND _click_count GT 1 AND POST.last EQ _result>
<var _str = _str & " Again">
<var _adjective = "again">
<var _did_modify = 1>
</if>
<if _click_count EQ 1 OR POST.last NEQ _result>
<var _str = _str & "!">
<else>
<var _str = _str & ".">
</if>
<!--- determine specific image --->
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<var _pattern = "bodw_bikini_">
<else>
<var _pattern = "bodw_dnw_">
</if>
<var _max = 1000>
<var _shown = 0>
<var _tbl = "">
<var _idstr = "">
<try>
<set j="/image@fentriss~#_pattern#" maxrows="1000">
<loop condition="_shown EQ 0">
<setcrawl>
<if randRange(1,set.recordcount) EQ 1 AND set.gutitle NEQ POST.last_idstr>
<var _tbl = set.tbl>
<var _idstr = set.gutitle>
<var _shown = 1><break>
</if>
</setcrawl>
<setempty>
<var _shown = 1>
<break>
</setempty>
</loop>
</set>
<catch>
<goto url="http://#this_domain#/">
<BREAK>
</catch>
</try>
<div align="center" id="photo_frame" style="padding:20px; border:0px solid blue; border-radius:20px; margin-top:7px;
background: ##fff;
color:#C.pri#;
<!---
background: -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, left bottom, from(##236), to(##6b6c80));
background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -moz-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -ms-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
background: -o-linear-gradient(top, ##236, ##6b6c80);
--->
">
<!--- click counter --->
<div style="float:right; width:240px;" align="left">
<div style="height:294px; position:relative;">
<div style="padding-left:7px; border-left:1px solid #C.g3#; margin-left:30px;">
<small><div style="position:relative;">
<div>Bikinis:</div>
<div align="right" style="position:absolute; right:0px; top:0px; z-index:2;">
#numberFormat(_b_count)#
</div>
</div>
<div> </div></small>
<small><div style="position:relative;">
<div>Do Not Want:</div>
<div align="right" style="position:absolute; right:0px; top:0px; z-index:2;">
#numberFormat(_dnw_count)#
</div>
</div>
<div> </div></small>
<div align="right" style="padding-top:3px; border-top:1px solid #C.g3#;">
<big><b>Total Score:
#numberFormat(_click_count)#</b></big>
</div>
</div>
<if _streak GT 2>
<div> </div>
<div> </div>
<div align="left">
<!--- streak --->
<if _streak LT 5>
<var _streak_style = "border:2px dashed ##c33; color:##c33;">
<else>
<var _streak_style = "border:2px solid ##c33; color:##c33; background:##ffa;">
</if>
<small><small><div style="padding:10px; border-radius:10px; width:120px; #_streak_style#">
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
Bikini Streak:
<else>
Do Not Want Streak:
</if>
<div align="right" style="padding-top:3px;">
<big><big><big><b>#numberFormat(_streak)#</b></big></big></big>
</div>
</div></small></small>
</div>
</if>
<div style="position:absolute; left:0px; bottom:0px;" align="left">
<form method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data" action="http://#this_domain#/">
<big><big><div>
<input type="submit" class="button" value="Play Again" style="cursor:pointer;">
</div></big></big>
<input type="hidden" name="lets_find_out" value="1" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="click_count" value="#_click_count+1#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="b_count" value="#_b_count#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="dnw_count" value="#_dnw_count#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="last" value="#_result#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="last_idstr" value="#_idstr#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="adjective" value="#_adjective#" style="display:none;">
<input type="hidden" name="streak" value="#_streak#" style="display:none;">
</form>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div style="margin-right:241px;">
<div align="left" style="height:26px; width:362px;">
<small><div>
<b>#_str#</b>
</div></small>
</div>
<div style="width:362px; height:272px; overflow:hidden;">
<!--- output image --->
<img src="http://#this_domain#/file:/#_tbl#-#_idstr#?&x=1&picwidth=360" border="0" width="360" height="270" style="border:1px solid #C.g3#;">
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div> </div>
<div style="height:24px; color:#C.back#; margin-left:24px;">
<div style="float:left; width:100px;">
<fb:like href="http://#this_domain#/" send="false" layout="button_count" width="120" show_faces="false" font="tahoma"></fb:like>
</div>
<div style="float:left; width:90px; margin-left:0em;">
<g:plusone href="http://#this_domain#/"></g:plusone>
</div>
<div style="float:left; width:90px;">
<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-text="Bikinis or Do Not Want:" data-count="horizontal" data-via="stevefentriss" data-url="http://#this_domain#/">Tweet</a>
</div>
</div>
<div> </div>
<div align="left" style="background:none; color:#C.g6#; border:1px solid white; padding:20px; border-radius:20px; margin-top:20px;">
<div>
<div style="line-height:1.32em;">
<p style="margin-top:0px;">
Welcome to Bikinis or Do Not Want, where it's always either Bikinis or Do Not Want.
You can play as much as you want for free!
</p>
<if _result EQ "bikinis">
<p>
Looks like you got <b>Bikinis</b> this time. Bikinis are often associated
with travel, leisure, the beach, and most importantly hot girls.
</p>
<else>
<p>
Looks like you got <b>Do Not Want</b> this time. Do Not Want is a famous internet
joke that started with Darth Vader and eventually migrated to cats, dogs and other
cute animals.
</p>
</if>
<p style="margin-bottom:0px;">
Click the "Play Again" button to unveil your next exciting result. It may be
Bikinis, but then again it may be Do Not Want - you never really know until
you try.
</p>
<p align="right" style="margin-bottom:0px;">
Check out our <a href="http://#this_domain#/links" style="color:white; text-decoration:underline;">web links</a>!
</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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