<if get.s2 EQ "about_them">

<tag.f_them_about_them>


<elseif get.s2 EQ "mind_control">

<tag.f_them_mind_control>


<elseif get.s2 EQ "historic_evil_deeds">

<tag.f_them_historic_evil_deeds>


<elseif get.s2 EQ "get_involved">

<tag.f_them_get_involved>


<else>

<tag.f_them_not_found>


</if>