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<h2>About Them</h2>

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Them #_themReg# is an evil organization that stands proudly behind nearly every terrible
or catastrophic event in world history. Them #_themReg# is responsible for events like
The Plague, World War II, Hurricane Katrina and the Death of Steve Jobs.
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Them #_themReg# stands apart from other evil orginazations because they are impossible
to track, locate or defeat. Also, Them #_themReg# has developed unique <a href="http://them.fentriss.com/p/mind_control">mind-control
rays</a>, which can target any human at any time.
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Them #_themReg# mind-control rays can also be used to influence groups of humans or entire
nations, as well as the weather.
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Though <a href="http://steve.fentriss.com/">Steve Fentriss</a> and others have spread
rumors that Them #_themReg# is possible to resist or defeat, Them #_themReg# is proud
to state that these rumors are completely false. There is no way to defeat or resist
Them #_themReg# - it is pointless even to try.
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Most importantly, Them #_themReg# is a world-wide organization. Our mind-control rays
reach every corner of the Earth. Whether you live in America, Russia or even Antarctica,
you will be vulnerable.
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<a href="http://them.fentriss.com/p/get_involved">Get Involved</a> - join Them #_themReg#
today before it's too late. OR ELSE.
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