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The Mind-Control Rays (MCRs) of Them #_themReg# have had a tremendous effect on
world history. Since the time of Christ, Them #_themReg# has influenced billions
of evil deeds.
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It would be nearly impossible to list all of these evil accomplishments. Here you will
find a short list of some of our favorites.
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Hurricane Katrina (2005)
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Using MCRs, Them #_themReg# triggered a huge hurricane in New Orleans, USA.
The hurricane killed over 1,800 people - the deadliest US hurricane since
the 1928 Okeechobee hurricane.
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World War II (1940)
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Them #_themReg# made use of MCRs to encourage Adolf Hitler, the Japanese Military
and other world powers to bomb the living hell out of each other. Millions died -
very nice!
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1928 Okeechobee Hurricane (1928)
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Them #_themReg# MCRs forced the weather in the Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico,
the Bahamas, and Florida to turn more than just a little nasty. This hurricane
was responsible for over 4,000 deaths!
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World War I (1914)
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Them #_themReg# MCRs caused the Austro-Hungarian invasion of Serbia and other conflicts,
which lead to a very bloody war that made use of poison gas and trench warfare.
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The Trail of Tears (1831)
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The United States Congress, heavily influenced by Them #_themReg# MCRs, worked
with President Andrew Jackson to pass the Indian Removal Act in 1830. Thousands of
Native American Indians died during the forced relocation of their population.
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Salem Witch Trials (1692)
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Them #_themReg# MCRs influenced some Massachusetts colonists to lose grasp of reality
and arrest over 150 people for suspicion of witchcraft.
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Peru Earthquake (1687)
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MCRs controlled by Them #_themReg# caused a tremendous earthquake to trigger a
tsunami, killing approximately 5,000 people.
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Shaanxi Earthquake (1556)
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Them #_themReg# MCRs wreaked havoc on plates beneath China's Shaanxi province. Over
800,000 people were killed - awesome!
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The Black Death (1348)
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Them #_themReg# used MCRs to influence Oriental rat fleas to infest
black rats on trade ships. This caused widespread disease that killed millions
of people.
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