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Madison and I were looking through the IKEA catalog and we found this... thing. We didn't really know what it was, and we couldn't believe that IKEA was selling stuffed animals in the first place.
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Like I do with all stuffed animals (and always have, since I was a kid), I gave Barry a voice and a unique personality. To me he's real...
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I still don't know what he is though. Some say he's a fruit, others think he's a vegetable. Personally I think he's a freak, but I still love him all the same.
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- Steve
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