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I met a special someone (I won't say who) and we really hit it off.
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I noticed all the standard things about her: smart, beautiful, charming.
Ask anyone who knows me: she's a really sweet gal.
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But you know what I get these days?
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Sass.
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I took her to Cedar Point and she sassed me right there in line, in front of my friends. Yikes!
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I still keep her around though, Sass and all.
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- Steve
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